1)Q: How many Micro$oft programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle. One to write
WinQueryStatusLightBulb. One to write WinGetLightSwitch-Handle...
2)On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
-- Cartoon caption
3)It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too
good either if you speak when your head is empty.
"I made the decision to name the Justice Department building after Robert
Kennedy because he's deservant."
George W. Bush
November 20, 2001
Speaking to reporters in the Oval Office about his decision to name the
Justice Dept. building after former U.S. Attorney General, Robert Kennedy.
Aired on CNN.
(NOTE: I'll be updating this particular entry with new quotes as & when i find them.)